Everything Goes Wrong Episode 1: Thanos versus Moon Lord

Thanos: you stink like moldy cheese

Moon Lord: you are moldy cheese

Thanos: *snaps*

Moon Lord: The snap wasn't very effective.

Thanos: this isn't pokemon

Moon Lord: who cares

Random pencil: who wants free oxygen, it's tast-

Moon Lord: GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY *breathes in pencil*

Thanos: i can breathe in more pencils then you

Moon Lord: try me

* intense scene plays where thanos and moon lord are breathing in pencils*

Thanos: i'm full

Moon Lord: i have a singularity in my stomach so i can breathe in a lot more pencils

Thanos: wait if you have a singularity then why don't you just breathe me i- WAIT WHY DID I SAY THAT

Moon Lord: *breathes in thanos*

Thanos: o o f

Random pencil: And that concludes this episo-

Thanos: GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY *snaps pencil out of existence*