Dragon Gathering (contains mild screming)

Peril: It's time to go the 'Annual Dragon Gathering'.

Scarlet: Did you make sure you have everything?

Peril: Yes.

Scarlet: Good. Let's go, then!

- at the outside of the gathering cave (owned by spark) -

Spark: Welcome! Please go this way.

Peril: Okay, thank you!

- in the gathering cave -

Clay: Oh hi Peri- oh no Scarlet

Scarlet: I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUUU

Peril: NO DON'T KILL CLAY

(intense battling scene)

Peril: (accidentally touches Scarlet)

Scarlet: eeeAAAAAAAAAAAAA (dies un-heroically)

Spark: ...this is the third death today.

Clay: WHAT

(the dead bodies of two unidentified dragons are suddenly on the floor)

Spark: (cleans up dead bodies)

Tsunami: Why is Spark cleaning up Scarlet's dead body?

(Peril and Clay trade glances)

Peril: ...nothing....

Tsunami: I know one of you killed her.

(Tsunami gets hit on the head by Snowstorm)

Snowstorm: Sorry!

Tsunami: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (has fainted)

Hydreigon: You are all pathetic.

Glory: Rude >:|

Spark: I have cookies!

Everybody else but Snowstorm: COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Snowstorm: cOOKIES (intense tundra screming)

(everybody takes a few cookies)

Clay: Wait... why is there the Welsh flag in here?

Spark: ...because it has a dragon?

(explosion from outside happens)

Multiple coyotes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (hides under the couches)

Basic Bee-Dragon Hybrid: I hAvE cOmE!

Peril: ...oh

Spark: You were never invited...

Basic Bee-Dragon Hybrid: wHo CaReS? i HaVe FoOd

Everyone but Snowstorm: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Snowstorm: fOOD (more intense tundra screming)

Hydreigon: Good food.

Snowstorm: (goes between eating and screming)

Glory: I think Snowstorm needs a doctor :|

Twirl: (pops out of the FAKE snowstorm) trololololololololol

Peril: gasp

Real Snowstorm: Hi! (notices the coyotes under the couches)

Basic Bee-Dragon Hybrid: (eats coyotes) yUm

Clay: o-O

Radiating Avian: (enters) chirp, caw scree chirp caw caw (wait, this isn't the bird reunion)

Spark: GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (breathes in Radiating Avian)

Clay: RIP Radiating Avian

Glory: WAIT TSUNAMI ISN'T AWAKE YET

(everyone checks on Tsunami)

Tsunami: oOf (disappears in a puff of smoke)

Spark: ...well, that happened.

Ender Dragon: (explodes roof of cave casually)

Ender: Hello! (jumps onto the couch, where the coyotes were)

Spark: yay now it's officially a dragon gathering

Hydregion: So... now what do we do?

(everyone does derp)

Murder of Crows: CAW CAWWWWWWWWWW (ATTACKKKKKKKKK)

(all the crows are holding knifes)

Multiple dragons: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Ender: CHIPPER WHAT IS HAPPENING

(...but chipper was not part of this murder of crows.)

Same multiple dragons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUU (breathes in all the crows as well)

Glory: Looks like time's up for the gathering. BYE NOW

(everybody leaves but Spark)

Spark: We didn't even get to pop the balloons...

(everyone reappears)

Everyone: GASP

(and so everyone had a great time. except for the birds. they all were stuck in spark's stomach until they got digested, slowly and painfully, travelling through the intesti-)

Crow: YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE SUCH A HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION

(sorry)