Kitchen Kreech.

Kreech: Hello everyone! This is the first episode of...

[title cards]

Kreech: KITCHEN KREECH!

Kreech: Today, we're going to have a special guest here for the start of this series on NKWTI TV... everybody greet... Clay!

[applause sound effects]

Clay: Hello!

Kreech: Today we're going to make pumpkin pie! First, you're going to need a pumpkin. Makes sure to take the seeds out! Nobody wants seeds in their pie.

Clay: You can use the seeds to plant more pumpkins, or you can eat them!

Kreech: Next, we should make the crust of the pie! We're going to need shortening and butter.

[montage of crust creation]

Kreech: After the crust is done, we're going to start working on the filling. You'll need 3 eggs, 1 cup heavy cream, 1/4 cups milk, 1 tablespoon cornstarch, 1/2 tablespoon salt, 1 1/2 cups ground cinnamon, 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves, 1 1/4 cups dark brown sugar, 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger, 1/4 teaspoon ground or freshly grated nutmeg, egg wash, and the pumpkin.

Clay: Also add some black pepper!

[filling creation montage]

Kreech: Then you'll want to cook the filling and crust for 55-60 minutes.

[cooking montage]

Kreech: *takes pie out of oven* It smells so good! This pie can serve 8 people.

Clay: *eats the pie*

Kreech: ...or one hungry dragon.

Clay: Sorry!

Kreech: And that's it for episode 1 of...

[end cards play]

Kreech and Clay: KITCHEN KREECH!