NKWTI TV

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Spira: Welcome... to NKWTI TV!

Peril: I have the feeling that somebody's done this before.

Spira: Chances are, they copied somebody too.

Peril: Good point.

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Ianya: Where are we?

Zaneth: Wait, you don't even know?

Mani: You are in the realm called NKWTI, also known as Nobody Knows What This Is.

Tyra: NOBODY KNOWS?

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Sapphire: I AM GOING TO AMPLIFY WESTWARD!!!

Jade: Sapphire, that joke is old, please stop using it.

Forestree: You use old words all the time.

Jade: Heck.

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Multiple Bytes: [incomprehensible screeching]

Tsunami: WHAT IS THAT EAR-PIERCING NOISE???

Maroon: The Bytes require food.

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Haley: Chlorophyll, did you remember to hide all the Cheerios?

Chlorophyll: No...

Haley: Spira's coming over.

Chlorophyll: Oh.

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Mica: HONORED, YOUR WHIN-THINS ARE GETTING COLD!

Honored: That's how they're supposed to be eaten!

Mica: WELL OOPS, I SET THEM ON FIRE!

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Chipper: Can I please be released from the void?

Abyssal: NO.

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Blokest: Blokest blokest blokest

Crow: Caw caw

Scorpion: Skk skk

Abyss: POYTJIOWTYEJoWTIYjTWYOWJRIYoWYJOWIYjWITOYJWOTYWJTIYOWT

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Earshatter Byte: [playing megalovania on the trombone horribly]

Tsunami: NOW WHAT?

Maroon: I don't actually know.

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Spira: And that's all for NKWTI TV!

Peril: I would have expected more.

Mica: WELL OOPS, I SET THE TV ON FIRE!

Spira: H e c k