Flames intensify

a random wolf: it's a beautiful da-

peril: nope

[peril makes everything fire]

random wolf: wait a minute what

mani: this is completely normal in this universe

bulbasaur: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bulbasaur dies of hypothermia]

random wolf: wait isn't it hot

mani: bulbasaur had a condition that switches temperatures

peril: so i froze bulbasaur???

mani: i guess

fire shield byte: wait how do you even get flame scales

peril: i didn't choose to have them

mani: wait when were you here

fire shield byte: the question is why was bulbasaur here

[everybody does intense thinking]

squirtle: why not

mani: can you put out the fire

squirtle: ok

[squirtle tries to hydro pump the fire but it fails]

peril: this kind of fire is resistant to water

mani: why did you do this

squirtle: wait mani you're a pencil you should be burning

mani: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

peril: does everyone scream like this

random wolf: yes